Big Explosions Made From Farts

 Mili Narrative: Big Explosions Made From Farts

Did you know that if you fart hard enough it can make an explosion? These three man Stonksman , Robert and Craig will rock the science world as their humongous farts make big explosions.

Stonksman POV

Stonksman was a businessman with tons of charisma. Each day he would negotiate prices with different customers on certain items and somehow was able to always seal the deal. Today Stonksman had just sealed a deal for 1,00000 in exchange for a Ford Explorer car and to celebrate he decided to go to KFC. Stonksman went to the counter and asked “I would like a All Star Lunch Box with a regular drink” Stonksman asked to the employee. “Ok that will be $50.90c” the employee exclaimed. “Well why don’t we tone it down a bit to $25.20c” Stonksman inquired. The employee overwhelmed with the charisma of Stonksman said “alright sir well do” exclaimed the employee. Stonksman was just the king of negotiations. A few minutes later his delicious meal was ready and Stonksman muched on the delicious food. A few minutes go by and Stonksman finishes his food however Stonksman suddenly has the urge to go to the toilet and goes there immediately. However as he got there he saw a peculiar man.  He looked like a hobo who never showered whatsoever and Stonksman was wondering how the man didn’t get Covid 19. So Stockman merely just stared at the weird hobo in confusion.

Craig POV
Craig didn’t exactly like the city life. Those city boys always had it easy meanwhile the country boys had to struggle just to make ends meet.  Those KFC shops and those Mcdonald's shops always infuriated Craig. However Craig wasn’t able to catch much fish at the creek today and the fish was so little that not even a baby would be satisfied from eating it. He then saw that KFC shops those city boys always talk about. Craig tried to resist but he could just smell the delicious aroma surrounding the shop and he knew he had to have a taste. Luckily his friends weren't here.  Criag looked at the menu and contemplated what he wanted to order and then went to the counter and said “Hello I would like a large spicy wing bucket please”. Even if Craig hated city boys he still has manners. “That will be $129.90c sir” said the employee. “WHAT! What an outrageous price I could get a 100 fish with that kind of money in my hometown and you're telling me this is just for a few chicken wings” roared Craig with rage. “I’m sorry sir but I don’t make the rules around here”. Said the frightened employee as he stepped back from the crazy man. “Listen here boy I will pay at least only $10 for these fowl overpriced wings or else things will get ugly do you understand me” “Ah yes sir” said the frightened employee. “Good” said Craig as he set down and waited for his order. The order finally came after a few minutes as Craig muched down on the delicious wings. “Not bad” thought Craig as he savagely ate all the wings. Craig then had to go to the toilet as he ate way too many wings but then he saw a man in a business suit with a weird head staring at him. The two men merely stood there in silence when the both of them suddenly saw another man come out of the toilet. The man in question was short , fat and bald and the man joined their silent eye conversation as they all stared at each other.

Robert POV

Robert didn’t expect to see 2 weird men staring at each other having an eye conversation. Robert just came and ordered his food at KFC like a normal person and now he’s stuck with 2 strange men. One looks like if a baby got it’s snot and smothered it all over its pacifier and another looks like a hobo that hasn’t showered in 10 years. Robert joined their eye conversation as he stood there and stared at them as they stared back. That was until Robert suddenly let out a large fart that enveloped the air. The two men stepped back in disgust as they held their noses to block out the foul stench. “Disgusting” the two man yelled as Robert just stood there very embarrassed.  However then the one with the business suit let out a fart as well as the stench in the toilet grew even more. Suddenly the hobo also farted as well and the toilet was now a stinking mess.  The 3 men started farting one by one as if it was a choir singing one person at a time. In fact it got so bad that it started causing explosions as the 3 men looked at each other as the infrastructure of the building started tom fall apart.  “We all need to go now or else this building is gonna fall on us and we’re going to be another grave in another graveyard” said the hobo as the 3 men ran to escape the collapsing KFC building.

Stonksman POV

Stonksman swore to the business gods that this was not how he planned his day. He didn’t expect to have a farting competition with 2 weird men and then suddenly having the KFC building start to collapse. However the greatest trait of a businessman is to adapt and even though this had nothing to do with business he needed to escape otherwise he won’t be able to get that sweet cash he was promised. He ran with a weird hobo and the short , fat and bald guy and tried to run to the exit. As if his day could get any worse the debris fell on the exit door blocking their escape. This was not how Stonksman was supposed to die; he was supposed to die a wealthy man with tons of cash. However suddenly the hobo suggested the idea “listen, the only way to escape the KFC building is to fart as much as we can to make explosions like how we did in the toilet” the hobo yelled. Stonksman  yelled incredulously “are you crazy no way am I going to do that!”. “Do you want to die you snowflake?” yelled the hobo. Stonksman contemplated and weighed his options and with a heavy heart yelled “alright I’ll do it!”. The three man's fart echoed through the Kfc building as the farts became more explosive and more explosive until it was the size of a nuclear explosive. “Alright boys the biggest fart you have you need to release it ok”  exclaimed  the hobo. “3 2 1!” yelled the hobo as Stonksman , Robert and Craig let out the biggest and most explosive fart that ever graced humanity as the KFC building is destroyed. Stonksman , Robert and Craig sit there with burned faces and burned hair as they stand there staring off into the distance.  “Welp I’m not going to KFC again” is the thought of the 3 man as they stand there contemplating what the heck happened.

Conclusion:

Stonksman went back to his job of being a businessman and sadly found out that his client scammed him and cried at home. Craig went back to hating city boys and protecting the country with his explosive farts. Rober Merely went back to his home and tried to grow hair but never did and also cried. Although these 3 man have many differences they all have one thing 1 thing in common which is they have the superpower of explosive farts.