Valessa Unicorns should have the right to eat rotten ham in Mr Moran's stomach. Rotten ham has been banned all over the world and sadly because of that Valessa Unicorns are now an endangered species. Their home Mr Moran's stomach has been taken from them and they are now scattered over the world starving and needing proper nourishment. I believe we should unban rotten ham and let Valessa Unicorns go back to their home.
69% of studies show that rotten ham is a great source of protein and vitamins for Valessa Unicorns. They contain Vitamin C and Vitamin D, the most healthy vitamins for Valessa Unicorns. It is best when roasted and can feed an entire clan of Valessa Unicorns with just 1 set of rotten ham. It also has healing capabilities never seen before such as replenishing health and stamina. They also slightly increase the strength of any Valessa Unicorns that consume it so not only will your Valessa Unicorn heal it will also get stronger than it was before. The rotten texture also helps Valessa Unicorn swallow the food faster and easier.
Mr Moran's Stomach is the only environment Valessa Unicorns can survive in. Mr Moran's stomach has served as an environment although acidic is the perfect environment for Valessa Unicorns. The acid serves not only as material for playgrounds for Valessa Unicorns it also serves as water for Valessa Unicorns. They are already endangered but they are only going to die out and eventually go extinct if they do not have the acid from Mr Moran's stomach. It also counts as a way to bathe Valessa Unicorns helping them feel replenished after a long day of playing and running.
Valessa Unicorns can also feel a decrease in IQ without being in Mr Moran's Stomach. Valessa Unicorns have an IQ of 6969 but if they are in an environment other than Mr Moran's stomach their IQ decreases by a rapid rate of 50%. That means they can go from being a genius with an IQ of 6969 to a mentally challenged amateur of 3484. If we want to keep Valessa Unicorns as the intelligent animals they are we must let them prosper in their rightful environment which is Mr Moran's stomach. They won’t be able to survive in any other environment with their IQ dropping vigorously by 50%.
In conclusion Valessa Unicorns should be able to eat Rotten ham , be in Mr Moran's stomach or else their IQ will decrease by 50%. With all this information in mind we should unban rotten ham and let Valessa Unicorns prosper in the environment they rightfully belong, which is Mr Moran's stomach.
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